1.–Guys may be flirting around all
day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.

2.–Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

3.–Guys will do anything just to get
you to notice him

4.–Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.

5.–Boyfriends need to be reassured
often that they’re still loved.

6.–Don’t talk about your guy friends
to
your boyfriend.

7.–Guys get jealous easily.

8.–Guys are more emotional than they’d
like people to think.

9.–Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know
what?!..uh…nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he’ll
assume he did something wrong and
he’ll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.

10.–Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.

11.–A usual act that proves that the
guy
likes you is when he teases you.

12.–Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.

13.–Guys think WAY too much. One small
thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t
notice it can make the guy think about
it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.

14.–Guys seek for advice from girls
not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy’s confused, then
we’re all confused.

15.–When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he’s just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to
me."

16.–If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn’t happen that
often, so when it does, you know
something’s up.

17.–If your best guy friend seems to
avoid you or is never around when
you’re with your boyfriend, he’s
probably jealous and likes you.

18.–When a guy tells you that you are
beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It
makes them want to stop telling you
because they don’t want you to
disagree with them.

19–When a guy looks at you for longer
than a second, he’s definitely
thinking something.

20–Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.

21–A guy has more problems than you
can
see with your naked eyes.

22–Don’t be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.

23–Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.

24–Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.

25–If you are going to reject a guy,
just do it. Don’t say they are like a
brother or just good friends, it just
hurts even more. Tell them that you
aren’t interested in a relationship
and they will respect you.

26–Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them.

27–When a guy sacrifices his sleep and
health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as
much as possible.

28—Girls, if u don’t repost this
within 1 hr then you will lose the guy
of your life

Nakakatawa talaga ang love. Isa siyang napakalaking oxymoron. Lahat ng pwede mong masabi sa kanya, baliktarin mo at totoo pa rin.

Ang labo diba? Pero ang linaw.

Masaya magmahal. Malungkot magmahal. Di mo maintindihan pero naiintindihan mo. Walang rason. Maraming rason. Di mo na kaya, pero kaya mo pa rin. Masakit magmahal. Pero ok lang, Teka, ano ba talaga?!

May kakilala ako, sabi niya dati “Love is only for stupid people.”

Nakakatawa kasi cum laude ang standing niya, pero dumating ang panahon, na-in-love din ang hunghang. A ayun, tanga na siya ngayon. Lahat kasi ng nahahawakan ng love nagiging oxymoron din. O kaya paminsan, nagiging moron lang.

Hindi lang kasi basta kabaliktaran ang pag-ibig. Lahat ng bagay nababaliktad din niya. Lahat ng malakas na tao, humihina. Ang mayayabang, nagpapakumbaba. Ang mga walang pakialam, nagiging Mother Teresa. Ang mga henyo, nauubusan ng sagot. Ang malungkot, sumasaya. Ang matitigas, lumalambot. (At tumitigas din ang mga bagay na madalas nama’y malambot.)

Nakakatawa talaga. Lalo na kapag dumating siya sa mga taong ayaw na talaga magmahal. Napansin ko nga eh. Parang kung gusto mo lang ma-in-lone ulit, sabihin mo lang ang magic words na “Ayoko na ma-in-love!” biglang WACHA!! Ayan na siya. Nang-aasar. Magpapa-asar ka naman.

Di ba nakakatawa rin na pagdating sa problema ng ibang tao, ang galing galing mo? Pero pag problema mo na yung pinag-uusapan parang nawawalan ng saysay lahat ng ipinayo mo dun sa namomoblemang tao? Naisip mong wala namang mali dun sa mga sinabi mo. Pero parang wala ring tama?

Bali-baliktad din ang nasasabi ng mga taong tinamaan ng madugong pana ng pag-ibig. “Ngayon ko lang nalaman ganito pala. Sabi ko na eh! Ang sarap mabuhay. Pwede na ako mamatay. Now na!”

At hindi lang yun. Ang sarap din pagtawanan ang mga taong alam naman nilang masasaktan lang sila eh magpatihulog pa rin sa bangin ng pag-ibig. Tapos pag luray-luray na yung puso nila, siyempre hindi sila yung may kasalanan… Siya! “Bakit niya ako sinaktan?” May kasama pang pagsuntok sa pader at pagbagsak ng pinto.

Ang labo talaga.

Nakakatawa noh?

Nakakaiyak…

1)I NEED TO TELL YO0H A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!
8) DONT BE MAD ALMOST THERE THE(ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PACIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS:( (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YO0H MUST BE REALLY PISSED O0F (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Ups! I think the last one is in troble! 

Global warming???

If you See this sign…you must STOP! 

I imagine what he eats…

Punks!! LOLOLOL 

New stile…of hair cut

Security above all… 

That rock seems happy… 

Security at work 

Have you been wondering if this certain guy around you has a thing for you? been questioning yourself if he might like you? or have you been figuring out if the guy you like also likes you back? well, wonder no more coz i have here some clues that will answer all you problem..

GIRLS only!!!

How to tell if he likes you
(and if he’s flirting with you in his special own guy-way).

A lot depends on the type of guy and his individual personality.

Shy Guys
These are tough to crack sometimes…

•    He’ll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he’s looking the other way.

•    You may ‘feel’ like he’s watching you - but he’s hard to catch at it

•    He may do something physical - like grab you in a play way, poke you, play with your hair…(Remember when you were really young and the guy you liked punched you or tackled you?)

• He may be working really hard to pay attention to you, but doesn’t quite know how…

•    He may ask a friend of yours about you - he’ll say it’s just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.
  

•    He talks to everybody else - but when you’re around he turns silent, or chokes up.
  

•    You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.
•    He may not say a word to you, but he shows up in the same line, at the same movie, etc.
•    He’ll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won’t look up.
  

   Basically - the BIG clue is that his behavior changes when you’re around (compared to when he’s around his buds or other girls).
   DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.
(Bingo - you can pack that puppy up and take him home…)

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How to tell if he likes you Part2

• These are some of the more subtle clues - keep your eyes open - you may have more guys flirting with you than you realize!!!
•    He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
• It may take you by surprise. You might have been talking when he was around and two weeks later he’ll say, "Well, you like orange fizz…"
•    His voice changes when he talks to you in a group. He may say "Hey." to everyone with you, but the "Hey." to you is a little different.
•    His voice gets softer when the two of you talk.

•    Sometimes he stares straight into your eyes.
•    His eyes get ’soft’ when he looks at you. They change slightly or get relaxed around the edges. It’s subtle, but you can tell if you watch…(You may already be aware of it at a subconscious level - that’s what made you start wondering if he likes you…)
•    When he’s near you or talking with you, his eyes travel in a little circle around your face and land back on your eyes. (Like he’s looking at your whole face - then back to your eyes.)
•    He watches your lips. (Dead give away.)
•    His friends start asking you questions - if you haven’t met him yet - they may ask what your name is. Or may ask you what you think about ‘him.’

•    If his friends are paying attention to you after he’s beenstaring at you - it can mean that he’s been talking about you.
  

•    He tells you that you smell nice…(No hidden meaning here - it’s a good thing.)

•    He might act weird around you or seem very nervous. His behavior may just plain change when you’re around.
  

In an interview^[4] and online chat,^[5][6][7] Rowling gave additional information on the futures of the main characters that she chose not to include in the epilogue of the book.

• Harry becomes an Auror for the Ministry of Magic, and is later appointed head of the department. Harry owns Sirius’s bike, which Arthur Weasley repaired for him. Because Voldemort’s soul fragment inside him was destroyed, Harry can no longer speak Parseltongue.
• Ron works for a time with George at their store, Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, eventually becoming an Auror.
• Hermione initially works at the Ministry of Magic at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, greatly improving life for house-elves and their ilk. She later moves to the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and assists in the eradication of oppressive, pro-pureblood laws. She also finds her parents in Australia and removes the memory modification charm she put on them.
• Luna Lovegood has become a naturalist of sorts, searching the world for odd and unique creatures. She eventually marries Rolf, the grandson of Newt Scamander.^[7]
• Ginny Weasley plays for the Holyhead Harpies Quidditch team for a time, then leaves her athletic career behind for marriage and family with Harry. She eventually becomes the lead Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.
• George Weasley runs his joke shop with Ron, with great success. He names his first child Fred, after his late twin brother.
• Slytherin House has become more diluted and is no longer the pureblood bastion it once was. Nevertheless, its dark reputation lingers.
• Voldemort’s jinx on the Defense Against the Dark Arts (DADA) position is broken with his death, and there is a permanent DADA teacher. Professor McGonagall, who was briefly the interim Headmistress, does not assume the position after Snape. An unnamed Headmaster is appointed.
• Firenze is welcomed back into his herd, who acknowledge that his pro-human leanings were not shameful, but honourable.
• Kingsley Shacklebolt becomes the Minister of Magic, with Percy Weasley working under him as a high official.
• As part of the changes introduced by Kingsley Shacklebolt, Azkaban no longer uses Dementors. As a result, the world is now a "much sunnier place".
• Dolores Umbridge is arrested, interrogated, and imprisoned for crimes against Muggle-borns.
• The Quibbler has returned to its usual condition of "advanced lunacy", and is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty
Maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God.
Begotten not made, one in being with the Father.
Through Him, all things were made
for us men and for our salvation

He came down from heaven,
By the power of the Holy Spirit,
He was born of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake, He was crucified under Pontius Pilate.
He suffered, died and was buried.
On the third day, He rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead.
And His kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father [and the Son].
With the Father and the Son, He is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the prophets.

We believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.
Amen.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
   2. Moo when they say your name.
   3. Run into walls.
   4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
   5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
   6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, "DNA"
   7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
   8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
   9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
   10. Do what they actually tell you.
   11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
   12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
   13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
   14. Try to swim in the floor.
   15. Tap on their door all night.